On slop…
Slop is really just a base + toppings. Generally base is one of:
What is slop?
Slop is really just a base + toppings. Generally base is one of:
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Oats (whole, blended).
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Cream of rice
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Yogurt (Greek or Skyr)
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Protein Shake
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Cottage Cheese
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Fluffy Yogurt (See tikTok, yogurt + zero sugar jello + baking powder is like frosting fluff) https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xNEVox/
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Ninja cream nice cream
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Zero Sugar Jello … b/c volume lol
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Sometimes sweet potato (mashed or whole)
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If cooking, do lower and slower, then let it sit out and slowly cool for maximal caramelization. I do like 375 for 1.25 hours then cool
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Egg Whites
Some slops fundamentals:
Bases ingredients I often use:
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Costco Farmers We know Sprouted Rolled oats
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Whole: mess with the water ratios for overnight for more volume if adding ingredients. Generally follow instructions for ratios when preparing
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You can make ‘creamier’ protein oats if you whisk in egg whites. This is all over the socials for the ‘technique’ i.e this for inso https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFAFQe/
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Blended:
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If doing overnight, don’t put in hot water and it becomes pudding like the next day
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I use a 6:1 water ratio if doing hot. Pour in some boiling water, whisk a bunch then heat/whisk in 30 second microwave intervals. Doing this then leaving overnight creates a dense ‘gel’ vibe
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Ie this https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUeG8qmCFrN/?igsh=Y2FqZTQ0bHFqaDRk
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Sometimes with oats for lower cal I’ll do a ratio of riced / food processed cauliflower
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Siggis Skyr
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Zero Sugar Chobani Greek Yogurt
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Kirkland 0% Greek yogurt
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Good Culture Cottage Cheese
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Whole or blended
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Protein shake
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I add 1/4 tsp xanthum gum, 1/2 scoop, 200 g ice, about 120g liquid and blend on high for like 2 mins. It activates the gum and you get hella texture and volume. I do this twice for a single scoop
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Liquids
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Water
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MALK almond milk (has to be this brand, no gums/oils)
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Fairlife milk (2% or whole). Don’t be a loser fat is good for you
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For ninja creams recipes go on reddit and look up stuff if you want to be healthy or a fatass, depends on ingredients ;)
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When im healthy I use water + 1/2 protein scoop + xantham gum + guar gum
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To make things ‘thicker’ I often put in 5/6 grams of Psyllium husk . It’s good fiber. Be careful with ratios as things can get too thick or jelly. But like you can add to greek yogurt + add some liquid (water, milk, almond milk) and double/triple the volume and still get a nice texture
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Whisk it a lot
Honestly just experiment with bases you like & ratios. I’ll often pick bases based on the amount of cals / carbs I need then go from there to spice it up. Slop is slop you can’t mess it up.
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Toppings I use
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Cottage Cheese
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Cinnamon
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Salt (Maldon)
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Dates
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Olive oil
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Vanilla extract / pure vanilla
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PB2 or peanut butter
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Nuttzo 7 seed nut butter
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Jams (Bonne maman tyshii)
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Honey
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Frozen or fresh berries, fruit. If doing blueberries, has to be wild blueberries
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Jackfruit chips
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Apples. Always cut whole/thin using a mandolin.
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Candied Jalapeños… trust lol https://www.instagram.com/jalapenocandy?igsh=dGtoa3o0ZDhlZGdz
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Catalina Crunch - all flavors
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Quaker Rice crisps (I buy the big ones and crumble them)
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Purely Elizabeth Granola
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Biscoff cookies
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Dark or White Chocolate chips
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Mini marshmallows
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Crushed nuts / whole nuts
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Jordans Skinny mixes zero sugar sauces & drizzles
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Monkfruit sweetener
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Zero sugar chocolate syrup
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Zero sugar canned pie topping.. ie apple, cherry, etc. 30 calories for 85 grams lmao
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Toasted coconut flakes
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Bananas (I’ll sometimes air fry or caramelize)
Example recipes:
PB & J Overnight Protein Oats
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFPf5V9vaQu/?igsh=MWZveHFuMXd1em9iMw==
Lower Carb PB & J Overnight Protein oats
Toasted Banana & Date Greek Yoggurt (can add 1/4 spoon baking powder for more levity)
Protein “fluff”: a fluffy like volume pudding. Any fruit would work. Blend the shit out of it https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFMQeL/
Banana fluffy yogurt
Protein chia pudding
Chocolate crusted + PB blended overnight oats (melt the chocolate)
Golden Green Vitality Smoothie slop base (I make macro optimal shit)
Berry Power Smoothie slop base
Cannoli fluffy yogurt slop (use cheesecake zero sugar pudding.. or white chocolate)
Low Cal plain overnight oats slop base
Crunchy ‘fancy nut’ peanut butter
Blueberry Chia pudding
Milk based protein overnight oats
Apple slop
- Mandolin some apples
- Add greek yogurt
- Add Cool whip
- Add Cinnamon
- Sometimes add peanut butter
- Shake the shit out of it
Mock Guac Slop
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFSDuY/
Pastry cream of oats slop https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFrQ82/ & https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xF8hp8/
Protein pastry cream of oats recipe https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFRuma/
‘Dry yogurt’ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFD4Qk/
Slop slop cookie dessert https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFejxH/
Sticky toffee oats: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xNE9Rd/
Cannoli ‘Blizzard’ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFL1MG/
Volume slop https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFNegj/
The yogurt cheesecake https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xNEkj1/
Tiramisu stoevetop oats https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFjfXH/
Shoutout baby spoons https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFd1Jw/
Equite beef bowl slop https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFYSRT/
Protein Reeses PB slop
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRDfvZsEVl3/?igsh=MThzcDhwbTRhazhrag==
Biscoff and chocolate crunch overnight oats
Coffe chia pudding https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xF6yRs/
Brownie batter dessert bowl https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xFMbqm/
Protein Blueberry Cheesecake (slop ish)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSng_9nksob/?igsh=M3RhZDhnMmdlZ2Fx
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